Movie Review - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

I watched Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance @ Wave Noida. This was a really bad movie. In comparison the first Ghost rider was better. Storyline was bad. The movie didn't flow at all. Special effects were not all that great. Action sequences were really not racy enough. VMAX as a bike for ghost rider was an example of brand placement @ its worst. You could miss the villain for an extra in the movie. Heroine and sidekick presence was like” hello” did we need these guys at all.
I could have not have watched the movie and saved myself the cash. My advise is please don't watch this movie. In case you still have any urges to watch it, please donate the money to a charity.

The way Nicholas Cage is progressing, I wish him luck.

Friends and friendship – some thoughts

“Sometime I feel so alone that it seems that we live life surrounded by people yet all we have is ourselves to be content with, is it that I am too demanding from people or is it that no one has time these days to try and build a simple relationship know as friendship”. This came up as part of a conversation and I knew that I needed some serious thought about the subject known as friendship
When we were kids all of us had a lot of friends. We had some that classified as friends, some that were best friends and some were the best of best friend (Ah the innocence). With growing years the number of friends we had were inversely proportional to our age. The more we grew old the fewer friendships we developed and continued with(ah the seriousness of age). As we grow older the number falls down to single digit numbers and there comes a stage where we don't even have enough friends.
Some might ask "how many friends are enough ". Well as a matter of fact I could say that one friend is a bare minimum and having too many is seriously injurious. All though that is my viewpoint and I am sure you have yours too.
Other claim that in this age there are no friends , just people you know while your pass through the circle called life. Well that would definitely be one view we could possible consider and somehow it makes sense.
Last view of thought is that in these mean worlds friends are people who use you the most. Ah all I can say is that time shall heal your wounds if you subscribe to this thought and please forgive those that have wronged you.

In the end maybe all I can say is that may you have at least one genuine friend who is your constant companion through the tough times and the time when you need to celebrate.

Why So Happy My Dear?

The king looked around and saw just sad faces. He commanded the court jester "make me smile"
So the court jester tried his tricks to make his highness smile, ah but not a fleeting glimpse of that precious smile. Alas the king felt sad and bid his court goodnight.
This went on for days and days. Finally the king proclaimed "Anyone who makes me smile shall be rewarded with wealth beyond compare".
This message spread like a wild fire in his kingdom far and wide. People came in droves to try and make the king smile. Ha, but not once did his highness smile.

Hence it was proclaimed "By any means make the king smile. All shall be allowed for his smile"

Gladiators were brought to the court and a fight until death was organized, the king was entertained but there was still no smile. People were crushed beneath the elephant’s legs, ha but the sadness from the kings could not be driven away.

Finally there arrived the cruelest hearted person with a smiling man. The king was surprised and screamed "how dare does the person smile?"
Said the cruel person “I don’t know your highness but now I know I can make you smile”. He said “we shall punish this happy person to wipe away his smile and them my lord you shall have your smile!”

So happened things that can’t, shouldn’t and won’t be told, but finally the smile was wiped from his face and the sorrow in his heart reflected on his face.

When the sad face was bought to his court there was flicker of a wicked smile from his highness.

P.S have you ever met someone whose only motive in life is to be happy?
How many times have people asked you alarmed,” looking happy?, what's the reason?”

The Obese Health Guru whose hunger couldn't be Satiated

Well they literally discover the health guru's stash of high fat diet stashed all over his place. It really didn't end there they found the guru keeping his high fat diet stashed with more of his friends (ha people and their generosity). The shoudl have noticed that their guru was on high fat diet when from a scrawny fellow the man turned into a diet guru (He was putting on massive amounts of weight). Once the guru realized the people didn’t notice or they simply didn’t care, he went on a rampage by bloating himself really big (yes dear/sir you got it right, he did it by gorging on high a fat diet.) And yet he claimed he was the scrawny little fellow who didn’t each much.

Hah the fantasies of a fat man.

Well the people still didn’t notices when the guru diversified from the food business and jumped big time into horse trading. This he did to shore up his biz umpire.

Now that his cover had been blown the question is – “Will the guru be able to kick/elbow his way into the limelight once again?

Is this the end of the KODA fitness empire and is his regime of high fat diet out of flavor.

I see some really fat guru's whose claim to fame is their apparent frugal diet.

So I asked all the people around me "Do you want to eat frugal and live a healthy life?

"Nay" everyone around me screamed “We want a piece of that high fat diet.”

p.s Is this nation sick due to obesity bough on by the high fat diet?
Is there no remedy that shall move people off the unhealthy life?

The Might Manu Whose Parole was shot by the Media – A Martians though?

Well Seems Manu Sharma's parole was shot by the media. He reasoned it was better he snuffed the remaining life out of the parole then let the media run a trial and sentence it to be hanged by the neck.

How very interesting the Martians exclaimed while they were observing the whole Tamsha on their equivalent of their telly. These guys needs some sense of justice in their life’s although the lawlessness can be best described as being as good as the one existed in the wild wild west in the 1800's (in the US of A)

It is fine that people murder and create mayhem every day, but the symbolic gestures of justice are paramount to their lives. Just around the corner people may be dying of hunger or disease or better still being denied justice, but this plot seems good enough to compensate their sense of justice.

I tell you ji said one Martian to the other, this world called earths is going to the doinks (incidentally they call dogs as doinks in the world)

But you see, you and I can sleep fully content subscribing to the thought that we have finally bought justice to compensate for all the injustice we swept under the carpet.

We can't hear the Martians and even if we did they speak a different language.

And yet again a dog barks again.

P.s One theory claims what we worhip as gods were actually Martians

So Whats in a Slap

The MLA's are slapping each other, “not bad I would say for its just our honourable elected representatives slapping each other (they used to just sling mud at each other ). I guess all they were trying to do was to slap some sense into each other. After all you must have heard "slap some sense" being used in many a conversations. The whole deal is not that bad as you see, since the mighty and powerful slap and kick people around it should come as no surprise that they also get slapped around . But I guess the outrage has to do with the fact that it was powerful person was slapped and hence if the bugger gets slapped, he is not powerful. The whole incident can be summed up like this
1) "What has the world come to these days when even the powerful get slapped".
2) "I am better off to being a commoner at least when I get slapped it isn't telecasted in national television.
3)”I tell you ji these buggers are getting crazier by the days, all this power it is going to their heads"

Well I could finish the whole incident as -
a) Lets slap our entire elected representative, not to make them feel like commoners but to knock some sense into them

b) Lets ask each house representative to kick each other as the slap is getting monotonous.

The moto of the incident can be like "let’s slap this country to shape".

Jai HO SLAP BABA KI